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{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?","punchline":"I don't know and I don't care.","id":244}
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{"fact":"Blue-eyed, pure white cats are frequently deaf.","length":47}
{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
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