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{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}

{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}

{"slip": { "id": 215, "advice": "Once you find a really good friend don't do anything that could mess up your friendship."}}