{"slip": { "id": 110, "advice": "Give up your seat for someone who needs it."}}
{"fact":"In the original Italian version of Cinderella, the benevolent fairy godmother figure was a cat.","length":95}
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{"fact":"Every year, nearly four million cats are eaten in Asia.","length":55}
{"fact":"A cat's whiskers are thought to be a kind of radar, which helps a cat gauge the space it intends to walk through.","length":113}
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{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}
{"fact":"A cat's normal temperature varies around 101 degrees Fahrenheit.","length":64}
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